Butt wash is like face wash, but specially crafted for your butt.
Van Monthly will be a magazine for van enthusiasts.
My friend Maggie has a cat named Xero. She loves her cat Xero. I have an idea that she should go on one of those tattoo tv shows like on TLC and get a tribute tattoo to Xero. It’ll be a black and white portrait of the cat, and Maggie will do an interview for the camera about what it means to her and how much she loves Xero.
When ancient humans invented tools that made their lives easier, it freed up a lot of their time. Then they had plenty of leisure to devote to intellect, which led to the creation of civilization.
So following this theory:
When people keep dogs (or cats) as pets they take care of all the necessities for survival. Therefore since modern house dogs have so much free time, shouldn’t they be developing intellectually?
I can’t wait for the new dog civilization!
I have an idea to make a film of me dancing really awesome. I do lots of moves, with kicks and jumps and cool stuff. It’ll be an underground hit.
You know that song “Don’t Go Chasin Waterfalls” by TLC? Wouldn’t it make more sense if that song were about cats? You know, because cats like to chase things.
I have an idea for a blog where I will post everytime I see a dog somewhere. Like if I am walking down the street and I see a dog, I will write a post that says “I saw a dog.” It will be like twitter, except the only thing I will ever say is “I see a dog” and maybe “I saw two dogs.”
What if I could somehow treat orange peels so that they would never rot, like turn them into leather. Then I could make vegan fruit leather sandals. I could do grapefruit peels too. And bananas.
I have an idea for a movie about a dog wearing rollerskates. It’s a big Marmaduke dog, and she’s being chased around town by her owners, and also a group of villans. They need to catch her because she ate some diamonds or something. It’s a cross between Baby’s Day Out and that scene in The Truth About Cats and Dogs.