Now for a limited time, DISCO and CAKE, together like they were always meant to be!
LIVE FOR IT
I have an idea for an art show called “While You Were Sneezing”. It will be pictures of people mid-sneeze. Maybe with a little spray coming out.
I think pizza sounds like a good name for a type of laser. If the word weren’t already taken to mean pizza, I’d invent a (cool) laser and call it pizza.
I have an idea for Tie Dye Cornrows. Braid ‘em, bleach ‘em, then unwrap for a cool new style!!
Congeal is a disgusting word. It has all the worst parts of congenital and veal.
I have and idea for a beauty product called Faux Face.
Glamor. Elegance. Youth.
It’s Faux Face.
The reason online shopping is so popular is because everybody likes getting packages in the mail.
I SOLVED IT!
Instead of hiring a band or DJ for your wedding, you can get a looping pedal and a strategically placed microphone to capture the ambient sounds of the party and remix them into noise music. The guests will love it. Especially the old people.
If the inventor of graham crackers really wanted them to suppress your ungodly urges, he should have made them taste like cat urine.
I nicknamed my microwave the Nukerophage.
I have an idea for a snow cone made out of noodles. I will call it Snoodles. It will come in many flavors, like red, blue, yellow, rice, marinara, and spicy thai.
I will start a web site at http://www.IwaswonderingifyouwanttodowhatIwanttodo.com
It’ll be a great resources for people who are wondering if other people want to do what you want to do, like make grilled cheese.
I have an idea for a TV show called Brunch’d. It’d be a lot like Punk’d or Hump’d, but instead celebrities are surprised with omelets and homefries while caught on secret camera!
Now you can get all the greatest hit songs on one giant melted record pile!
We’ve gathered all of the hit records from yesterday and today and left them in a pile in the sun until they melted into one huge vinyl mass of your favorite tunes!
When you can’t make it to a meeting, read the magazine or call your sponsor!
It works if you work it it’s worth it.