Disco and Cake

Now for a limited time, DISCO and CAKE, together like they were always meant to be!

LIVE FOR IT

Art Show

I have an idea for an art show called “While You Were Sneezing”.  It will be pictures of people mid-sneeze.  Maybe with a little spray coming out.

Pizza Idea

I think pizza sounds like a good name for a type of laser.  If the word weren’t already taken to mean pizza, I’d invent a (cool) laser and call it pizza.

Tie Dye Cornrows

I have an idea for Tie Dye Cornrows.  Braid ‘em, bleach ‘em, then unwrap for a cool new style!!

Congeal Idea

Congeal is a disgusting word.  It has all the worst parts of congenital and veal.

Faux Face Idea

I have and idea for a beauty product called Faux Face.

Glamor.  Elegance.  Youth.

It’s Faux Face.

Online Shopping

The reason online shopping is so popular is because everybody likes getting packages in the mail.

I SOLVED IT!

Wedding Music Idea

Instead of hiring a band or DJ for your wedding, you can get a looping pedal and a strategically placed microphone to capture the ambient sounds of the party and remix them into noise music.  The guests will love it.  Especially the old people.

Suppressing Urges

If the inventor of graham crackers really wanted them to suppress your ungodly urges, he should have made them taste like cat urine.

Nickname

I nicknamed my microwave the Nukerophage.

Pronounced: ‘nyük-ˈrō-fāj

Snoodles

I have an idea for a snow cone made out of noodles.  I will call it Snoodles.  It will come in many flavors, like red, blue, yellow, rice, marinara, and spicy thai.

Web Site Idea

I will start a web site at http://www.IwaswonderingifyouwanttodowhatIwanttodo.com

It’ll be a great resources for people who are wondering if other people want to do what you want to do, like make grilled cheese.

TV Idea

I have an idea for a TV show called Brunch’d.  It’d be a lot like Punk’d or Hump’d, but instead celebrities are surprised with omelets and homefries while caught on secret camera!

Compilation Idea

Now you can get all the greatest hit songs on one giant melted record pile!

We’ve gathered all of the hit records from yesterday and today and left them in a pile in the sun until they melted into one huge vinyl mass of your favorite tunes!

Scalp Pickers Anonymous

When you can’t make it to a meeting, read the magazine or call your sponsor!

It works if you work it it’s worth it.