Rage Idea

It’s a new phenomenon, similar to ‘roid rage:
Grain Rage.
The unexplained anger one feels after eating lots of grains. It also shrinks your genitals.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a horror movie about people trapped on an island. It’s called Horrible Island.

Cross stitch idea

I have an idea for a throw pillow.

Adage Idea

Here’s one for Bartlett’s:
“You can judge a woman by how mean she is when she’s drunk.”

Song Idea

I have an idea for a new wave/prog rock song called Where Are My Glasses

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie about a rock star who fights crime. It’s a cross between Spinal Tap and Batman.

Bible Idea

I have an idea that future civilizations will find out about Pokemon and assume that we worshiped them as a religion. They will read through Pokemon Guides and talk about how Pikachu begot Bulbasaur and Bulbasaur begot Jigglypuff for pages and pages.

Magazine Idea

Hat Idea

I have an idea for a hat shaped like a fist. That way I can always looks like someone is punching me in the head.

Adage Idea

Great glasses think alike.

Disco Tour Guide

I have an idea for a Disco Tour! You get see a museum or park or wherever like on a regular tour, but instead of walking you disco dance! And instead of listening to historical info on those little phone/speaker things, you get to hear all your favorite disco classics!

Wig School Idea

Rachel’s Wig School
Home of the Wigs
Original Home of the Original Wig TM
Where hair comes to become a wig.

Perfume Idea

I have an idea for a new perfume called Eau De Rats.

Meow Idea

I have an idea for a cover of “Your So Vain” by Carol King.

Meow so vain,
You meow meow think this song is a meow you

Hipster Cred

I had bedbugs before they were cool.