I have an idea that we should switch our number system from base 10 to base 12. It will eliminate some irrational numbers like .333333… I have come up with new characters to represent 10 and 11. They are:
I have an idea for a remote controlled hat. It looks like a regular knit hat with a pom pom, but there’s a hidden motor so you can make the pom pom move around on your head.
I have an idea for Tube Cake. It’s a delicious sponge cake baked in a four inch tube mold, and sold in handy plastic tubes. The Tube Cake has a plunger at one end and a plastic guillotine blade at the other, so you can squeeze out a serving of cake and slice it off. Finally! An easy, mess-free way to carry and serve delicious fresh cake.
How come the Three Musketeers don’t carry muskets?
I have an idea for a game called “Am I Touching You?”
I have an idea that god is keeping track of all the times somebody says “god bless you” when you sneeze. If you rack up enough, you can trade them in for the buffet in heaven.
I have an idea for a special weight loss diet. You eat nothing but unflavored jello. But as much as you want!
Here’s my life motto: Well, I showed up.
My dad should get a goat as a pet! He could name is Herb, and it could eat all of his trash! And they could be friends and take photobooth pictures together!
I have an idea for a talk show called The Ladies Baby. It stars a baby who knows how to identify with women. She’ll be like, “Goo goo ga ga, amIrightladies???”
Here is a sad, sad song I have written about my life.
Welcome to another day,
Everything is so gray,
I cry and stare out the window,
But suddenly there is a beam of light,
Discount burrito day, Discount burrito day,
Half of the price of beans and rice,
Discount burrito day, I know everything will be ok,
I have a reason to live.
I have an idea for an instructional video called “Tying Your Shoes Through Tai Chi”. You learn poses where you hold one foot in midair while tying your shoes.
I like to change the lyrics to popular songs to better apply to my life.
For example, “Imagine” by John Lennon.
You may say I’m a Rachel,
But I’m not the only one,
I hope someday you will join Rachel,
And the world will Rachel Rachel.
I have an idea for an Eau de Toilet that makes you smell like a hobo. It’s the Vagrant’s Fragrance.