New Years Idea

I have and idea for a slogan for the new year. 2011 : Do it anyway.

NYE idea

I have an idea that at midnight in Times Square they should throw out birdseed instead of confetti so that a giant mass of pigeons will swoop down and join the party.

Chain to Fame

Sometimes I catch a glimpse of myself in a store window and I think “I’m on the chain to fame.”

Snack Idea

I have an idea for dumplings that are shaped like a tri-fold wallet. Filled with spiced beef.

Flute Idea

I have an idea for a flute that is also a decorative fountain. You play music and it does a little water dance.

Video idea

I have an idea to dub over hollywood movies with me and my friends doing all the voices. Then I’ll release it as a set of Great DVDs. We’ll do the Great Shining and Great Will Hunting.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie called “Frenemy of the State”. The first female president is elected and is settling into the oval office when who should come knocking on the White House door but her old college roommate. Will Madame President be able to make peace in the middle east, curb unemployment and still have time for girl talk?

Invention Idea

I have an idea for a pocket lathe. It’s a miniature yet fully functional wood lathe so you can carve on the go!

Drink Idea

I have an idea for a cocktail called the Tuxedo Penguin. Order one at your local watering hole today.

Book Series Idea

I have an idea to write a series of children’s books that are updates of classic american works. I’ll start with “The Telltale Digital Wristwatch” by Edgar Allen Poe.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie called “The Severance Package”. It’s about a woman who hates her job at a large corporation, and decides to ‘accidentally’ cut off her hand in order to file for workman’s comp. It’s a romantic comedy. She falls in love with the inventor of a bionic hand.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie called The Grandfather Dog. It’s about a family that buys an antique grandfather clock. Every night at midnight the clock magically turns into a dog.

Adage Idea

As the saying goes, to the rachel goes the spoils.

Water Idea

I have an idea that every time I drink clean water straight from the tap I should have to sing GOD BLESS AMERICA as a tribute.

America Idea

I have an idea that after the East and West coasts flood and are abandoned, Las Vegas will become the nation’s capital. Caesar’s Palace will become the white house, and congress will move into the MGM Grand.