Tape Idea

I have an idea for edible scotch tape, so you can keep your sandwiches together even on windy days.

Pillow Idea

I have an idea for a pillow that is shaped like the letter U. It is a firm, foam pillow, so you slide your head in and then you can roll around all night and THE PILLOW ROLLS WITH YOU.

Television Idea

I have an idea for a show called “Making It Work on the Futon”. It’s about how sometimes you’re stuck with a stupid fold out futon and you just gotta run with it.

Weakness Idea

If I had to name one, I’d say my biggest weakness is spiders. I just can’t stop buying the darn things, they’re so cute.

News Idea

I have an idea for a commuter newsletter for people on public transit. Here are some feature ideas:
- Things I found under a seat
- Rat dossiers
- “No stabbings since __ days”

Snack Idea

I have an idea for a suit of armor made out of noodles.

Magazine Idea

TV Show Idea

I have an idea for a TV show called “The Cats of Life’. Here’s how the theme goes:

Ya Take The good
Ya take the bad
Ya take em both and thare ya have
The Cats of life, the cats of life

There’s a time ya gotta go and show and grow
And now ya know about the Cats of life
the cats of life

When it seems the woorrrrrldddd
to be liiiiiivveennnnn up to your purrrrrrrrrrrrrs
and suddenly you’rer finding out that the cats of life are all about CATS!!

(UUUUHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO)

Phenomenon Idea

The Voicemail Gift Of the Magi: When you call someone but go straight to voicemail because at the exact same time they are calling you and getting your voicemail.

Salad Idea

I have an idea for a salad bowl in the shape of a little person. That way you can feel special (and not sad and lonely) while you eat your salad.

GIF Idea

Button Idea

App Idea

I have an idea for an app that helps you find the nearest secluded corner wherever you are, so you can hide and cry in the middle of the day.

Softserve Idea

I have an idea that toothpaste should be distributed from a mini soft-serve machine that you can keep in your bathroom. That way it’s always cold and fresh, and you can swirl as much as you want.

Swear Idea

I have an idea that the word “continue” is really a swear. Think it through: cont – in – you. Dirty!