Counselor Idea

I have an idea that there should be a counselor that you can talk to about the tough problems. You know, the fart problems.

Dream Idea

When I win the lottery, I am going to take a nap.

Comic Idea

I have an idea for a comic book about a Hipster Cop. She wears a scarf over her uniform.

Magazine Idea

I have an idea for Teen Vomit Magazine.

Warmth Idea

I have an idea to sew an electric blanket into a set of pajamas.

Rhythm Idea

I have an idea that rhythm is when a group of people agree about how fast time is moving.

Adage Idea

“The Pie’s the Limit”
“Don’t Dream It, Eat It”
“Stop staring at me and give me that pie”

Television Idea

I have an idea for a sitcom about some snails who run a bar. It is called Tequila and Slime.

Telepathy Idea

I have an idea that telepathy works better if you’re eating an orange while you do it, because citrus is a thought conductor.

Game Idea

I have an idea for a video game called Portland Trail. It’s just like the game Oregon Trail, except it is set in the 1990′s and you are a young hipster heading west to seek a better life. You travel in your parents’ station wagon and you can choose to either be
a guitarist (less money, but easier to get laid),
a barista (ok money, free lattes),
or a web programmer (great money, but you’re basically a nerd).

On the way, watch out for bad road food and phone calls from your parents. Will you reach Portland in time to not be a poser?

Lifestyle Magazine Idea

Dream Idea

I have an idea that when I win $25,000 on The Price Is Right, I am going to spend it all on Life Gems.

Food Idea

I have an idea for hot dogs painted to look like human fingers.

Film Genre Idea

I have an idea to start a film movement called Bender Films.
Here are the rules to making a bender film:
Get drunk for 1 -5 days.
Shoot movie while drunk.
It’s ok to write or prepare the movie before the binge begins, as long as the principal cast and crew are drunk while making it.

Columns Idea

I have an idea that architects should start making Ironic Ionic Greek Columns. You know like putting in an Ionic column somewhere that obviously looks out of place, but doing it anyway because, like, I don’t care about your rules!