Airplane Idea

I have an idea that instead of seatbelts on the plane, they should turn the passenger area into a ball pit. In case of an emergency, the plastic balls will restrain you from flopping around the plane just as a well as a seatbelt, plus it’ll be a load more fun.

Shampoo Idea

I have an idea for snickers flavored shampoo.

Book Idea

I have an idea for a new genre of books called Me Help. It’s kind of like self-help, except instead of helping yourself (the reader) you learn ways to help me.

Credit Card Idea

I have an idea that my credit card should be shaped like a ninja star.

Bomb Idea

I have an idea for a cuclear bomb. It’s powered by smashing together two cucumbers at high speeds until they release a massive about of energy and cucumber seeds.

Cold Idea

I have an idea that when I was born, my parents forgot to invite a witch to my baptism so she got mad and put a spell on me that everywhere I go I will feel cold. Even in summer.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie called Blonde Wars. Blonde Wars is a romantic comedy about a blonde lesbian couple that break up, and fight over the house, their chihuahua Skippy and most of all, the children.

Sports Idea

I have an idea for a team mascot. Introducing The Cleveland Sportcoats.

Adage Idea

“If you want to find true love, don’t double dip your tostitos.”

Secret Advertising Idea

I have an idea to instantly make your advertisement more affective: just add the word “secret”. New! Mustard Secret!

Dusting Idea

I have an idea for Dusting Socks. Spray them with patented Dusting Socks(TM) fluid and then walk around your house to clean the hardwood floors. It’s that easy!

Addiction Idea

I have an idea that there should be a chapter of AA specifically for Chapstick Addicts. Hi, my name is Rachel, and I’m addicted to chapstick.

Beer Idea

I have an idea for Beer From Concentrate. Just pick up a bottle of concentrated beer syrup at the grocery, then add seltzer at home for INSTANT Beer!

Band Idea

I have an idea for a christian rock band called the Preach Boys.

Conspiracy Idea

I have an idea that there is a conspiracy surrounding Kiwifruit. Because Kiwis are not actually indigenous to New Zealand!