Academic Idea

I have an idea that if you attend the University of Beans, you can earn a Bachelor of Farts.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for an action movie called “The Joke”. The tagline is “Knock Knock Motherfucker.”

Album Idea

I have an idea to produce a concept album called “Soul Retainer”. It’s thematically about the percentage of your soul you have to pay to retain me as council.

Party Game Idea

I have an idea for a party game called “Oh My Stars!” The goal of the game is to explain a modern, scientific concept to a group of people from the past, in language and terms that they would understand.

Example: You have been transported to the year 1750 and you must explain how television works.

Drink Idea

I have an idea for a Slurpel. It’s like a slurpie made out of pelicans.

Vitamin Idea

I have an idea for Squidy pills. Take them 1x day with food to promote squid puissance.

Book Series Idea

I have an idea for a young adult book series called “The Brunch Sisters”.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for an adventure children’s movie about a teen alcoholic called “The Last Beer”.

Sign Idea

Hat Idea

I have an idea for the Urine Hat. It smells terrible, so nobody on the subway will sit next to you. Comes with a handy, odor-proof carrying case so you can put it away when you reach your destination.

Puppy Idea

I have an idea for a dog leash necklace, so you’re attached to your pup by the throat. That will teach you not to yank.

Camera Idea

I have an idea to put a hidden camera inside a potato. Nobody ever suspects the potato.

Party Game Idea

I have an idea for a reverse pinata. It’s a cardboard baseball bat full of candy. It doesn’t matter what or who you hit, you always get a treat!

Restaurant Idea

I have an idea to open a restaurant called “Postules Bar and Grill”.

Nick Name Idea

If you have a child, you can call her Jenny. Nobody has to know it’s short for Genitals.