Monthly Archives: September 2011

Bible Idea

I have an idea that instead of a Burning Bush, it was actually a Flaming Bush.  And God said to Moses, “Girl you look fierce in that sheepskin.”

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie “Poor Little Rich Girl” about an outcast heiress who is teased at school.

Movie Idea

I  have an idea for a romanti comedy called “Grammar Nazi” about an uptight librarian (Catherine Heigl) who learns to losen up when she falls in love with a poet.

I have an idea that apple should start building its laptops with security screws in the shape of an apple.

Fashion Idea

I have an idea for hair barfettes that are also USB sticks.

Video Idea

I have an idea for a video called “Cake in Bed with Tucky Williams”. Tucky is my favorite internet celebrity.

Music Idea

I have an idea to listen to recordings of human screams on my ipod while on the bus.

Motto Idea

“I’ll try not to elbow you in the face. But I won’t try hard.”

Trip Idea

I have an idea to travel from NY to LA only taking public transportation. If there is none, I’ll walk.

Database Idea

I have an idea for IVDb the Internet Van Database. So when you see a cool van on the street you can look up it’s stats online.

Lame Idea

I have an idea that if you want to be lame, you should memorize which cities are hubs for which airlines.

Event Idea

I  have an idea for an event called the Open Mice. Anyone can go on stage for 5 minutes and cry about how their house smells like dead mice.

Slogan Idea

“A watched twat never soils (one’s underpants).”

Fashion Idea

I have an idea for suspenders that clip on to your boots.

Song Idea

The first draft of REM’s song went “Everybody says dumb stuff… sometimes”.