Costume Idea

I have an idea for risque halloween costume, Sexy Paper Bag. Wear lingerie and put a bag over your head.

Book Idea

I have an idea for a relationship advice book called “Keep Expectations Low”.

Hat Idea

I have an idea for the ice hat. It looks like a normal beanie, but it has a compartment for ice cubes to keep you cool. Do not sleep in the ice hat.

News Idea

I have an idea that the New York Times should change its name to The Sexy Times.

Internet Idea

I  have an idea for the Caps Lock Internet. It’s a whole new set of webpages, and it’s all in CAPS. Visit WWW.CAPSLOCKINTERNET.COM today.

Beauty Idea

My beauty secret: I eat soap.

Typo Idea

I have an idea that typos should totallu become a hip new slang.

Dolpin Idea

I have an idea for a body pillow in the shape of a dolphin. So even when your dolphin lover is away, you still have someone to cuddle.

Dolly Idea

I have an idea for the Instant Dolly, a set of super strong wheels on a disposable cardboard base. Peel of the paper and stick your heavy item to the Instant Dolly so you can easily wheel it around. When you’re finished moving, the glue dissolves in water.