Monthly Archives: May 2012

Magazine Idea

I have an idea for a magazine called SOPHOMORON.

School Idea

I have an idea for Bar School where I teach for-credit college classes in a dive with a good juke box.

Television Idea

I have an idea for a show called “Rachel Complains” where I call up companies and explain how they have failed to please me.

Musical Idea

I have an idea for an all-kitten musical review called “Kiss Kiss Meow Meow.”

Exercise Idea

I have an idea for pet weight training. How many cats can you bench press?

Exercise Idea

I have an idea for an aerobics class that you do with your pet. The instructor leads different moves and games so you play with your dog/cat while getting  your heart rate up to the aerobic zone.

Memoir Idea

I have an idea to call my memoir “Why is Everyone Always Telling me to Relax? I am Relaxed!”

Television Idea

I have an idea for  a reality show called Sock Search. It’s like Star Search, but to find the perfect socks.

Ice Cream Idea

I have an idea for an ice cream cone shaped like the statue of libery. The scoop is her hat.

Diet Idea

I have an idea for the Scuba Diet. I only eat things while underwater.

Music Idea

I have an idea for an album for dogs called “Music to Bark By”.