Luxury Idea

I have an idea for the Baby Spa. Treat your baby to luxurious facials, massages and other beauty regimes to keep her/him looking their best!

Name Idea

If you are expecting a baby, you should name it Coin Can.

Parenting Idea

I have an idea for a baby carrier that fits on your shoulder, so you can pretend that you’re a pirate and your baby is a parrot.

Endearment Idea

I have an idea that Puppycakes should replace Babycakes as a term of endearment. Because while lots of people like babies, everybody loves puppies. And cakes of course (DUH).

New Baby Idea

Since social security is about to go bankrupt, I have an idea that all new babies born from this day forth should get a state sponsored facebook page in lieu of a social security number. We’ll create a special government agency to individually photoshop a picture of each new baby posing with the current president.

The Ladies Baby

I have an idea for a talk show called The Ladies Baby. It stars a baby who knows how to identify with women. She’ll be like, “Goo goo ga ga, amIrightladies???”

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie called “Baby in a Bar”. It’s about an infant hanging out with her parents in a local tavern. Maybe playing pool.

NOT AN IDEA

Do babies get insomnia? No?

I wish I were a baby.

Spaby Idea

I have an idea for a space baby.  I will call it Spaby.