Beer Idea

I have an idea for Vitamin Beer. It’s a delicious brew with a full day’s worth of vitamins and minerals.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for an adventure children’s movie about a teen alcoholic called “The Last Beer”.

Beer Idea

I have an idea for Beer From Concentrate. Just pick up a bottle of concentrated beer syrup at the grocery, then add seltzer at home for INSTANT Beer!

Health Idea

I have an idea for beer-battered band aids.

Poem Idea

Actually, the first draft of Whitman’s poem read “O Bro! my Bro! I fear our keg is done.”

Yes, it was originally a metaphor about a frat house. Later he changed it to be about a boat or whatever.

Party Idea

I have an idea to host a Home Improvement Party. $10 at the door, $4 for a PBR, D.J. Caulk will spin Fleetwood Mac and we’ll hear a lecture about different kinds of nails.

Conspiracy Idea

I have an idea that there is a conspiracy that is protecting the Budweiser Company. Because how come nobody calls it Buttweiser! We should be making fun of them so hard! It must be a conspiracy.

Beer Idea

Finally! A way to keep yourself from chugging your beer – The Beer Sponge! This handy sponge fits into any standard beer bottle to keep you comfortably suckling your beer all night. Why drink straight from the bottle when you can suck your beer out of a sponge?

Non Profit Idea

I have an idea for a non profit organization called Drinking Buddies Without Borders. It’s a group of altruistic people from first world countries who travel to the third world to take strangers in need out for a couple of brewskis.

Motto Idea

“I just want to watch and drink beer”.