Tattoo Idea

I have an idea for knuckle tattoos:

Business Idea

I have an idea to start a law firm called “Cornucopia, Cornucopia and Anus LLC”.

Magazine Idea

I have an idea for a lifestyle magazine called DOG BUTT.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie:

Conspiracy Idea

I have an idea that there is a conspiracy that is protecting the Budweiser Company. Because how come nobody calls it Buttweiser! We should be making fun of them so hard! It must be a conspiracy.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie called Ghost Butt. The tagline is “By the light of the moon.”

Butt Counter

I have an idea that every public toilet should be equipped with a butt counter that tells you how many butts have been there since it was last cleaned. On second thought this is a terrible idea.

Facts of Life Idea

Child, it’s time for you to learn the other facts of life. The butt facts.

Idea: Butt Wash

Butt wash is like face wash, but specially crafted for your butt.