Cat Furniture Idea

I have an idea for a hydraulically cooled cat bed. It uses tubes of water and a compressor refrigerator to create an always-cool platform for cat napping.

Novel Idea

I have an idea for a romance novel called “Passion in the Kitty Litter Aisle”.

Poster Idea

I have an idea for a motivational poster.

Cat Idea

I have an idea to name my cat Comic Sans.

Decision Idea

The next time you need to select one person at random from a group, try my new method: Pick Names From A Cat.
Write down all the names on pieces of paper. Feed the paper to a cat. Then shake the cat up. The first name the cat spits up is the lucky winner.

Television Idea

I have an idea for Cat Cab. It is a taxi driven by a lovable calico named Shannon. She asks you questions and you win Fancy Feast.

Legend Idea

I have an idea for The Legend of the Cat that was Also a Camera. See it’s about a house cat that takes pictures every time she yawns. Then polaroids come out of her butt. When she licks herself, it turns out sepia.

Photography dea

I have an idea for a Cat Picture Day. That’s when all the kids in school bring in their cats, and take photos in front of a backdrop. Then they make wallet sized prints so mom can show off her grandkittens.

Song Idea

I have an idea for a song called “If I Was a Cat”.
Here’s how the lyrics will go:
If I was a cat
my fuzzy tail and ears
would be my best friends
I’d sleep atop the fridge
and when I want you to pet my belly
I would roll on the floor.

Suppressing Urges

If the inventor of graham crackers really wanted them to suppress your ungodly urges, he should have made them taste like cat urine.

America’s Next Top Kitten

I have an idea for a game show called “America’s Next Top Kitten”.

Guitar Solo Idea

If you are playing a song on the guitar and the solo is too hard for you to play, you can just sing it like a cat instead.  Like “meow meow meow”.

Watch Out Cat!

I have an idea for a book called Watch Out Cat!
It is a picture book with photos of cats in trees who are scared of dogs who are on the ground barking at them.

My Idea for Maggie’s Tattoo

My friend Maggie has a cat named Xero.  She loves her cat Xero.  I have an idea that she should go on one of those tattoo tv shows like on TLC and get a tribute tattoo to Xero.  It’ll be a black and white portrait of the cat, and Maggie will do an interview for the camera about what it means to her and how much she loves Xero.