Meme Idea

I have an idea for a meme called “Sanctimonious Cat Mom.”

Business Idea

I have an idea to open a store in the mall called where I take boudoir photos of your pet, called Glamour Cats.

Exercise Idea

I have an idea for pet weight training. How many cats can you bench press?

Exercise Idea

I have an idea for an aerobics class that you do with your pet. The instructor leads different moves and games so you play with your dog/cat while getting  your heart rate up to the aerobic zone.

Movie Idea

I have an idea to remake the movie Knocked Up with cats instead of humans.

Website Idea

I have an idea to start a website at http://www.gullible.com.
It’ll explain string theory, turn gold into cash (and cats) into gold and help you meet the man of your dreams!

Hat Idea

I have an idea for a hat with pockets that you can use instead of a purse. It also comes as a cat-sized bonnet, so your cat can carry your wallet for you.

TV Show Idea

I have an idea for a TV show called “The Cats of Life’. Here’s how the theme goes:

Ya Take The good
Ya take the bad
Ya take em both and thare ya have
The Cats of life, the cats of life

There’s a time ya gotta go and show and grow
And now ya know about the Cats of life
the cats of life

When it seems the woorrrrrldddd
to be liiiiiivveennnnn up to your purrrrrrrrrrrrrs
and suddenly you’rer finding out that the cats of life are all about CATS!!

(UUUUHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO)

TV Show Idea

I have an idea for a soap opera called “All My Cats”. It’s for the new CWN (Cat World Network). It’s about a wealthy family with many dramatic scandals, and many cats.

Cat Foot Massage Parlor

I have an idea for a massage parlor where there are a bunch of cats running around. Patrons sit in comfy chairs and gently rest their feet on the kitty backs as they run by. Don’t worry, we’ll only use big, hearty kitties so your feet won’t hurt them.

Chasing Waterfalls Idea

You know that song “Don’t Go Chasin Waterfalls” by TLC?  Wouldn’t it make more sense if that song were about cats?  You know, because cats like to chase things.