I have an idea for an aerobics class that you do with your pet. The instructor leads different moves and games so you play with your dog/cat while getting your heart rate up to the aerobic zone.
I have an idea for an album for dogs called “Music to Bark By”.
Keep on barking in the free world.
I have an idea for a TV show called “Fluffy Dogs and the City”. It’s about four fluffy dogs who live in the city.
I have an idea that when I retire I’m going to become a dognapper. I’m going to walk around with a sharp pair of scissors, and when I see a cue doggie on a leash I’ll cut it off, steal the dog and run. If they catch me I’ll say “I’m old!”.
I have an idea that when I retire I’m going to become a pet crimes sketch artist. My specialty will be Pomeranians.
Boom Boom Boom Fluffy Dogs Say Way Oh! (Way Oh!)
I have an idea to publish a collection of short stories called What We Talk About When We Talk About Fluffy Dogs.
I have an idea for shoulder pads for dogs. Doggie Shoulder Pads help your pooch feel confident and turn any doggie suit into a power doggie suit.
I have this idea that if someone hadn’t come up with the name Humans, we’d all be called Chihuahua Apes. Because we’re hairless primates.
I have come up with some slogans for South America.
South America – our cockroaches are as big as your rats.
South America – our rats are as big as your dogs.
South America – don’t even ask about our dogs.
I have an idea for dog swimming classes, so that scaredy dogs can learn to swim and have fun. Dog school.
When ancient humans invented tools that made their lives easier, it freed up a lot of their time. Then they had plenty of leisure to devote to intellect, which led to the creation of civilization.
So following this theory:
When people keep dogs (or cats) as pets they take care of all the necessities for survival. Therefore since modern house dogs have so much free time, shouldn’t they be developing intellectually?
I can’t wait for the new dog civilization!
I have an idea for a blog where I will post everytime I see a dog somewhere. Like if I am walking down the street and I see a dog, I will write a post that says “I saw a dog.” It will be like twitter, except the only thing I will ever say is “I see a dog” and maybe “I saw two dogs.”