Book Idea

I have an idea for a cookbook “Around the World, Drunk”.

Beer Idea

I have an idea for Vitamin Beer. It’s a delicious brew with a full day’s worth of vitamins and minerals.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie called “Drunk in the Shower”.

Exposé Idea

I have an idea for an exposé on the Elements of Style. “Strunk and White: Drunken Fights”

Song Idea

I have an idea for a song called “Drunk Again.”

Beer Idea

I have an idea for Beer From Concentrate. Just pick up a bottle of concentrated beer syrup at the grocery, then add seltzer at home for INSTANT Beer!

T Shirt Idea

Band Idea

I have an idea to start a band called “Drunk Teenagers”.

Drink Idea

I have an idea for a cocktail called a Dirty Blonde. It’s coconut water and rum.

Study Aid Idea

Having trouble focusing? Do you need help buckling down for a big test or a project at work? Then my new study aid Temporary Sobriety™, is for you!

It’s easy! Just start Temporary Sobriety™ a few days or hours before your deadline. Quickly you’ll feel the effects – clearheadedness and the ability to sit still and work without having to pee every half hour.

Temporary Sobriety™ is non-permanent, and will wear off as soon as your resume drinking. Try it today, for the low low price $29.99!

Film Genre Idea

I have an idea to start a film movement called Bender Films.
Here are the rules to making a bender film:
Get drunk for 1 -5 days.
Shoot movie while drunk.
It’s ok to write or prepare the movie before the binge begins, as long as the principal cast and crew are drunk while making it.

Name Idea

I have an idea that Scotch tape is named that because it’s sticky like when I spill scotch all over my desk.

Website Idea

I have an idea for a website called lastnightsdive.com. It features pictures taken at local dive bars on empty tuesday nights, when there’s nobody there except a couple of kitchen workers and a neighborhood boozehound.

SuperWoman Idea

I have an idea for a superhero called SuperWoman. She is a bird and also a plane and also superwoman.

Adage Idea

Here’s one for Bartlett’s:
“You can judge a woman by how mean she is when she’s drunk.”