Motto Idea

“I’ll try not to elbow you in the face. But I won’t try hard.”

Adage Idea

She who hesitates gets hit in the face.

Costume Idea

I have an idea that for Halloween this year I am going to be a hobo’s bindle. I’ll wear all brown and wrap a red bandana over my face.

Cologne Idea

I have an idea for aftershave that smells like pizza.

Beat boxing idea

I have an idea to start a beat-boxing group and call it Facewise.

Beauty Idea

I have an idea for a new beauty treatment called Fotox. A licensed plastic surgeon injects tiny foam bubbles into your face. It makes you look all foamy.

Candy Idea

I have an idea for a new treat called the Candy Face Mask. It’s like a human sized drama mask made out of jolly ranchers. When you get one it’s a comedy, but if you eat the whole thing it’ll be a tragedy.

Stamp Idea

I have an idea that the US government should hold an auction, and the highest bidder gets to put her or his face on a postage stamp. It’s fundraising and fun-raising at the same time.

Song Idea

I have an idea for a song called “Secret Face”. It’s indie rock.

Comic Idea

I have an idea for a comic book about the “Pizza Face Killer”.

Faux Face Idea

I have and idea for a beauty product called Faux Face.

Glamor.  Elegance.  Youth.

It’s Faux Face.