I have an idea for Upscale Facebook. It’s just like regular facebook, except:
*$69.99 per month
*Color scheme is purple and gold
*You must be sponsored by a current member to join
*No blacks or jews
Personal Browsing is now available! No need to waste your time scouring all of facebook for the gossip you want. A professional valet will pick out photos and status updates for you to enjoy and post.
Join Upscale Facebook today!