Ring Idea

I have an idea for a ring that is made of another person’s finger. Probably your betrothed. How romantic.

Comic Idea

I have an idea for a comic strip called “Hannah, the Vomiting Butcher”.

Drink Idea

I have an idea for a Slurpel. It’s like a slurpie made out of pelicans.

Restaurant Idea

I have an idea to open a restaurant called “Postules Bar and Grill”.

Jewelry Idea

I have an idea for a Chicken Nugget Bracelet. Don’t worry, it’s shrink wrapped for freshness.

Moisture Idea

I have an idea that if you run out of moisturizer you can let a snail crawl on your hands instead.

Magazine Idea

I have an idea for Teen Vomit Magazine.

Slogan Idea

“Loose stools spoil pools.”

Button Idea

Hat Idea

Beer Idea

Finally! A way to keep yourself from chugging your beer – The Beer Sponge! This handy sponge fits into any standard beer bottle to keep you comfortably suckling your beer all night. Why drink straight from the bottle when you can suck your beer out of a sponge?

Dental Idea

I have an idea that you should have to leave dental floss out to dry and reuse the next day.

Crumb Idea

I have an idea to save the crumbs from everything I eat for a month, and then use a press to squish them into a Crumb Compression Cake. Then I will serve it to my guests.