Mug Idea

I have an idea for a coffee mug with heat sensitive paint that says “DON’T BOTHER ME I HAVEN’T HAD MY COFFEE YET” when it is full of hot liquid.

Hat Idea

I have an idea for the ice hat. It looks like a normal beanie, but it has a compartment for ice cubes to keep you cool. Do not sleep in the ice hat.

Dolly Idea

I have an idea for the Instant Dolly, a set of super strong wheels on a disposable cardboard base. Peel of the paper and stick your heavy item to the Instant Dolly so you can easily wheel it around. When you’re finished moving, the glue dissolves in water.

Fashion Idea

I have an idea for hair barfettes that are also USB sticks.

Coffee Idea

I have an idea for the Steadi-mug. It utilizes gyroscope technology, like that found in a professional steadicam, to create a travel mug that stays level while I walk up the stairs.

 + = PERFECTION

Ice Cream Idea

I have an idea for the Ice Cream Excavator. It’s like a mini oil rig for ice cream, so you can excavate the delicious, delicious dessert that is buried deep in the Earth’s  crust.

Hair Idea

I have an idea for the ultimate hair accessory. I call it the Double Parakeet. It has two long clips in the front (the beaks), four hair combs (the wings) and two festive bows down the back (the tails).

Toilet Idea

I have an idea to invent a toilet with a slanted seat that enables women to pee comfortably standing up.

Biking Idea

I have an idea for a bike helmet with a holder for your cell phone. So you can ride and talk hands free without one of those stupid bluetoothers that doesn’t fit in my ear anyhow.

Cheese Idea

I have an idea that if you wish to eat some stinky cheese, or “personal cheese” as I call it, you can step into one my private personal cheese booths. That way you can enjoy your personal cheese without smelling up the whole room.

Sensible Idea

I have an idea to hang a smoke detector right over the counter in the kitchen and rig it so that instead of beeping when there is smoke it just turns off the toaster.

Bra Idea

I have an idea for the dolphin bra.

Convenience Idea

I have an idea for a portable pocket! It’s a small cloth pouch that you can add to any garment using the easy snap-on magnets. Now your favorite coat, dress or pants can have an extra pocket!

Hat Idea

I have an idea for a hat with pockets that you can use instead of a purse. It also comes as a cat-sized bonnet, so your cat can carry your wallet for you.

Fashion Idea

I have an idea for the bongo bra.