Life Idea

I have an idea for a service that will find you an apartment, job and car in a new city so you can show up and instantly begin your new life.

Sleep Idea

I have an idea for the Underwater Sleep Service. Finally! You can sleep gently floating in a pool of warm, shallow water under the watchful eyes of our trained all-night lifeguards.

God Idea

You die and go to heaven. Saint Peter greets you and says you have the chance to ask god one question about life on Earth. You ask, “Do all puppies have snouts?”

Dream Idea

I have an idea that when I win $25,000 on The Price Is Right, I am going to spend it all on Life Gems.

Life Idea

I have an idea for “living it down” which is the opposite of “living it up.”
That’s when you get back into bed after breakfast.

Adage Idea

“Live each day of your life as if it were 2005.”

TV Show Idea

I have an idea for a TV show called “The Cats of Life’. Here’s how the theme goes:

Ya Take The good
Ya take the bad
Ya take em both and thare ya have
The Cats of life, the cats of life

There’s a time ya gotta go and show and grow
And now ya know about the Cats of life
the cats of life

When it seems the woorrrrrldddd
to be liiiiiivveennnnn up to your purrrrrrrrrrrrrs
and suddenly you’rer finding out that the cats of life are all about CATS!!

(UUUUHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO)

Video Game Idea

The game is called “Life is Boring” and you have to complete challenges like untangling a large ball of string, or sorting the different cleaners under the sink.

Facts of Life Idea

Child, it’s time for you to learn the other facts of life. The butt facts.