Dating Idea

I have an idea for Red Lobster Speed Dating.

Dolpin Idea

I have an idea for a body pillow in the shape of a dolphin. So even when your dolphin lover is away, you still have someone to cuddle.

Tattoo Idea

I have an idea for a tattoo of two squirrels holding hands.

Love Idea

I have an idea that pillows feel softer whenever you’re around.

Novel Idea

I have an idea for a romance novel called “Passion in the Kitty Litter Aisle”.

Book Idea

I have an idea for a photo book of bathroom graffiti called FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.

Love Idea

You know it’s real when he looks in your eyes and says “I want to bro old with you.”

Song Idea

I have an idea that the song “They can’t take that away from me” is about how I love my favorite mug and even if they take away my mug they can’t take away my love.

Secret Club Idea

I have an idea for secret personal ads hidden in The New Yorker.

Here’s how it works: you subscribe to my service and send me text for your personal ad. The day the new issue comes out, my team and I spend a few hours creating cyphers for each personal ad using different TNY stories as the source. The next day I send all our subscribers the cyphers. Then while you ride the subway, you decode each ad and decide which New Yorker Reader Code Maker you’d like to call for a date.

Phenomenon Idea

The Voicemail Gift Of the Magi: When you call someone but go straight to voicemail because at the exact same time they are calling you and getting your voicemail.

Love Idea

I have an idea that love is like the little EAT ME cakes in Alice and Wonderland. One bite and you grow as tall as a house.

Song Idea

Mo’ Honeys Mo’ Problems.