Television Idea

I have an idea for a show called “Rachel Complains” where I call up companies and explain how they have failed to please me.

Magazine Idea

I have an idea for a Cosmo article “Best Sex Positions to Not Ruin Your Hairdo”.

Video Idea

I have an idea for the opening sequence of my new sitcom, “Rachel’s Company”. It will be a montage of me walking into rooms and dropping things.

I have an idea that apple should start building its laptops with security screws in the shape of an apple.

Tombstone Idea

Tombstone Idea

Band Idea

I have an idea to start a band called Rachel and the Family Fungus.

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie called PERFECTION. It stars Jennifer Aniston as a lonely single woman who meets her identical stranger and falls madly in love.

Book Idea

I have an idea for a new genre of books called Me Help. It’s kind of like self-help, except instead of helping yourself (the reader) you learn ways to help me.

Cold Idea

I have an idea that when I was born, my parents forgot to invite a witch to my baptism so she got mad and put a spell on me that everywhere I go I will feel cold. Even in summer.

Tombsone Idea

I have an idea that when I die, I’d like my obituary published on Reddit. Then I’d like the number of hits it gets inscribed on my tombstone.

Memoir Idea

I have an idea to write a memoir about my life. I’ll call it “In The Basement”.

Tombstone Idea

Meme Idea

I have an idea that each internet meme is shouting “me!me! pick me!”

Movie Idea

I have an idea for a movie about this blog. I’ll call it “My Great Idea Blog Movie”. The sequel will be called “<– Older Posts"