Supermarket Idea

I have an idea for a Single Serving Supermarket where single people can buy ingredients to cook meals for one.

Recipe Idea

I have a recipe for the world’s saddest sandwich.
Ingredients:
1 slice wonder bread
ketchup
1 slice individually wrapped american cheese.

Spread ketchup on cold bread. Add layer of american cheese. Eat.

Future Idea

I have an idea that in the future we’ll all have human-sized hamster balls on top of our houses. That way we can all feel like we’re going outside and getting exercise while we’re still inside and alone.

Game Idea

I have an idea for a video game where you are a worker in a factory at the turn of the century. Can you sew enough buttons before time runs out?

Candy Idea

I have an idea for a licorice noose. This is how they execute you in Candyland.

Sadness Idea

If you feel sad, try eating dry cereal out of the box with your hands.

Shirt Idea

Life Idea

I have an idea for “living it down” which is the opposite of “living it up.”
That’s when you get back into bed after breakfast.

Recipe Idea

I have an idea for an easy, one pot recipe.
Ingredients:
1 can condensed chicken soup
1 pre-baked graham cracker pie crust

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Empty soup can into pie crust.
Bake for 20 minutes or until steamy.
Serve with a side of tap water.

Recipe Idea

Here is my recipe for Whiskey Chicken

Ingredients:
1 chicken breast
4oz American Whiskey
Ketchup

Saute the chicken breast covered, on medium heat until it is thoroughly cooked.
Meanwhile, pour the whiskey into a tumbler.
Drink the whiskey.
Serve chicken with ketchup.
All the silverware is dirty, eat with your fingers.

News Idea

I have an idea for a commuter newsletter for people on public transit. Here are some feature ideas:
- Things I found under a seat
- Rat dossiers
- “No stabbings since __ days”

Salad Idea

I have an idea for a salad bowl in the shape of a little person. That way you can feel special (and not sad and lonely) while you eat your salad.

App Idea

I have an idea for an app that helps you find the nearest secluded corner wherever you are, so you can hide and cry in the middle of the day.

Visor Idea

I have an idea for a panorama visor. It’s a comfortable and fashionable visor that comes with an assortment of 180 degree panorama inserts, so you can feel like you’re in the Rocky Mountains, or in the New York Stock Exchange, even when you’re just sitting in your bum-ass basement.

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= VICARIOUS BLISS

Sandwich Idea

I have an idea for an American Sandwich. It’s red tomatoes, blue cheese and white meat turkey served open face on texas toast, with indian tears for dressing.