Sleepytime Idea

I have an idea for a CD of music to snooze to, or Snoozic.

Style Idea

I have an idea for the Sleep Stylist. You take a valium, then go to sleep in a special bed. Then early in the morning your hairstylist lets herself into your house, raises the bed into a salon chair, and gives you a wash, cut and blow out while you sleep. Wake up to a perfectly styled coif!

Love Idea

I have an idea that pillows feel softer whenever you’re around.

Sleep Idea

I have an idea for the Underwater Sleep Service. Finally! You can sleep gently floating in a pool of warm, shallow water under the watchful eyes of our trained all-night lifeguards.

Vehicle Idea

I have an idea for a car you can drive while lying down and asleep.

Bed Idea

I have an idea for an ice water bed. Like a regular water bed, except comes with a pump/compressor to constantly circulate icy cold water so that your bed stays cool all night.

Joke Idea

Here is a joke I wrote in my sleep:
I eat so much sugar, my roommate was asked to participate in a clinical study about the effects of second hand high-fructose corn syrup.

Pillow Idea

I have an idea for a pillow that is shaped like the letter U. It is a firm, foam pillow, so you slide your head in and then you can roll around all night and THE PILLOW ROLLS WITH YOU.

Thankful Idea

I am thankful that I am not a bird. Birds have to sleep outside, but I get to sleep inside.

Documentary Idea

I have an idea for a documentary called “Staycation”. It’s about me sleeping on the couch.

Alarm Clock Idea

I have an idea for an alarm clock that remembers what time you set it at night, that way when it goes off in the morning you can see how much sleep you got.  Damn I am tired.